derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

― Lemony Snicket (via psych-quotes)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*